You Can't Be Too Careful Nowadays...

In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson

Ingesting a wily particle is no laughing matter. MICHAEL ROTTMAN offers 10 steps of concrete advice to consider before your hands grow to the size of large cities.

http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/in_the_event_that_you_have_accidentally_swallowed_the_higgs_boson.php

[I have a background in computers, Nuclear Engineering and Quantum Physics. From time-to-time I erupt in fits of friskyness and humor. At least I think it's humor, though others just look at me funny. Rarely do any of my co-workers have any idea of what I'm talking about.]